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How many..........?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that''s a hardware problem.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
That light bulb's never getting changed.

How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Democrats.

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a Facilities problem.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thirty-seven. You gotta f**kin' problem with that?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five: one to actually do the screwing and four others to brag that they did.

What do they all (well, almost all) have in common? THEY ALL HAVE JOBS! So, I'm a little bit angry today. Case in point #1. Previously my husb…